A brief recess from reality is in order as we hoist a pint to Ron Paul. He makes the headlines again in the farm-fresh Iowa Poll -- behind Newt and ahead of MItt, also up on even Dunno.
In order:
Newt Gingrich 25
Ron Paul 18
Mitt Romney 16
Undecided 11
Michele Bachmann 8
Herman Cain 8 (poll taken before he hit the mat))
Rick Perry 6
Rick Santorum 6
I'm not about to crunch lot of numbers or subject readers to prophecy posing as analysis, but something stands out. Even if every Cain voter switched to Bachmann or Perry or Santorum, that person would still trail Dr. Paul.
Politico's Maggie Haberman purrs welcome words into libertarian-leaning ears:
As for the rest, the poll also means the Paul rise is also real - and in a fractured, multi-candidate field, if he can pull a few more points his way and expand his base, he could win the caucuses given his level of organization. This would be the best scenario for Romney short of an outright win there himself at this point.
It wouldn't be bad for Paul, either. Even scaring Newt here would send him strong to New Hampshire where a finish around 20 per cent would keep him kicking through more primaries than we expected.
We all know the odds that, in the end, one of the showmen will beat the statesman. Never mind. We were never about Ron Paul. We are about the idea of free men and women, an idea whose most effective embodiment at this stage of our history is Ron Paul.
Dec 3, 2011
What a zillion dollars worth of Pentagon small arms experts couldn't do:
They couldn't keep the Mk-48 machine gun firing without ammo bearers on hand. When it ran dry in combat the gunner had to stop and laboriously reload. When that happened the enemy got pretty arrogant about shooting you.
If you're Bill Gates you solve problems like that by having a couple-three good ol' country boys around. You let them kumshaw some old ammo cans, parts of a junked MOLLE system, and a few other odds and ends of scrap metal. Quicker than you can say "lemme use your welder," you have the "Ironman Pack Ammunition System."
It works, so the Army gives the lads a ceremony and a little attaboy award.
Then, a few hours later, unless thngs have changed since my day, some shave-ass second looie notices the rustic inventors and tells them their fingernails are ragged and sideburns a quarter-inch over regulation and shape up or ship out.
The lieutenant's career will prosper and, in due course, he will be the Army's general in charge of small-arms design.
If you're Bill Gates you solve problems like that by having a couple-three good ol' country boys around. You let them kumshaw some old ammo cans, parts of a junked MOLLE system, and a few other odds and ends of scrap metal. Quicker than you can say "lemme use your welder," you have the "Ironman Pack Ammunition System."
It works, so the Army gives the lads a ceremony and a little attaboy award.
Then, a few hours later, unless thngs have changed since my day, some shave-ass second looie notices the rustic inventors and tells them their fingernails are ragged and sideburns a quarter-inch over regulation and shape up or ship out.
The lieutenant's career will prosper and, in due course, he will be the Army's general in charge of small-arms design.
Saturday guns, Saturday politicians
(Being a partial compendium of what's important to me today.)
Iowa Caucuses: The quick are Gingrich, Paul, and Romney. The dead are everyone else. An Iowa Poll to be released this evening should reflect that hunch, but it won't say much about where Cain people are going. I judge they'll scatter, keeping the Newt-Ron-Mitt lineup intact.
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Iowa guns: Thanks to the nice little Jackson loophole, K. and I may augment the state's arsenal at the expense of Minnesota's. The small trading windfall of last weekend left a supply of mad money in the Bat Belt. It seeks blue steel shooting things old, heavy, and slow, not unlike your author.
Christmas is a time for materialistic dreaming, so I am permitted to fantasize about finding a quality 1911 frame or two -- a place to put those extra slides and barrels.
(Note to self: Also watch for .30 M1 Carbine bullets in honor of the new set of dies for same. Time to heat that old girl up a little.)
We're taking nothing to trade, still standing on our "never-sell-a-gun" principles. The Model 88 was a rare exception, purchased strictly for rapid turnover.
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The first measurable snow of the season is to occur today, statistically a little late. It's been a gorgeous autumn, and I am grateful for the localized global warming.
Iowa Caucuses: The quick are Gingrich, Paul, and Romney. The dead are everyone else. An Iowa Poll to be released this evening should reflect that hunch, but it won't say much about where Cain people are going. I judge they'll scatter, keeping the Newt-Ron-Mitt lineup intact.
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Iowa guns: Thanks to the nice little Jackson loophole, K. and I may augment the state's arsenal at the expense of Minnesota's. The small trading windfall of last weekend left a supply of mad money in the Bat Belt. It seeks blue steel shooting things old, heavy, and slow, not unlike your author.
Christmas is a time for materialistic dreaming, so I am permitted to fantasize about finding a quality 1911 frame or two -- a place to put those extra slides and barrels.
(Note to self: Also watch for .30 M1 Carbine bullets in honor of the new set of dies for same. Time to heat that old girl up a little.)
We're taking nothing to trade, still standing on our "never-sell-a-gun" principles. The Model 88 was a rare exception, purchased strictly for rapid turnover.
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The first measurable snow of the season is to occur today, statistically a little late. It's been a gorgeous autumn, and I am grateful for the localized global warming.
Dec 2, 2011
Survival food
I mean survival both before and after the SHTF. I mean biscuits. Home-brew biscuits as what's made back in the hollers where there ain't no bizkwik.
And I mean it a a small tool for financial survival for small households even before the politicians force us to create a Madd Max world.
Bread.
Now, I'm not an aggressive food snob. I tolerate grocery-store bread just fine for toast and sandwiches. Some are even pretty good. Around here we can get real Amana bread, excellent especially in the black and rye versions.
Unfortunately the actual cost is about double the shelf price because one person can eat about a half loaf before even the best commercial stuff begins to get that obnoxious musty odor and taste whereupon you convert it to very expensive bird feed. I like my downy woodpeckers and nuthatches just fine, but damned if I'll support them at something like a buck-fifty a pound.
So I make what grandma called scratch biscuits. And do it with minimum hassle, I make the makin's in quantity based on a typical old recipe:
2 cups flour
4 teaspoons baking powder
3/4 teaspoon salt (scant)
1/4 teaspoon baking soda (a little less if anything)
That's the dry stuff. Stir it all together in a huge bowl, then:
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons shortening, preferably lard but a nice transfatty elixer like Crisco will do
Toss the fat into the dry goods and play with your food with both hands for a little longer than seems like fun, until you produce a crumbly mix. (This business of "cutting in" with some sort of special instrument is tedious nonsense.)
1 cup milk
You already heated your oven to about 350, so all you have to do now is stir in the milk. (It's okay to make a hole in the flour and quickly! pour in the milk if it makes you feel more like Emeril and Alton and them.)
Stir it all up and hope you have a very sticky product -- just this side of runny. Add a litttle more milk or water if you don't.
Take your rolling pin and place it on the floor as a dog chewy. Then take a big spoon and drop dollops of dough on your greased pan. (Any kind of pan will do, but cast iron lends a certain down-home, coon-hound, and 12 gauge-hammer-double panache to the process.)
Pat the dollops slight flat and bake for ten minutes or so. You'll have about eight biscuits, or a little over a day's worth for one.
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Now, sharp-eyed readers have been wondering why a "huge" bowl was specified. It's because no one with a life wants to do all this every day. You are going to quadruple or quintuple the recipe so you have to do it only once a week or so. Seal the extra dry mix in a plastic bag. It keeps a long time in your cupboard without going rancid, longer in your ice box. Face it. It's Bisquick only better and cheaper and fresher.
Leading us to the question of extended storage against the era when life has become ungridded. Just leave out the butter and lard and it should keep more or less forever, until you've developed your butter-churning and hog-fat-rendering skills.
Further annotating the SHTF considerations: Dry milk can be mixed with the other dry stuff and the biscuits will not be too repulsive. Or you can make the dough with water, ending up with a sort of fancy bannock which you can learn to like.
Back to the present: These things are good and amenable to refinements. For instance, add sage to the dough if you intend to grace biscuits with turkey gravy. Shredded cheese is good, either mixed in the dough or melted on top. Likewise a little sugar, nutmeg, cinnamon, chili powder. You can also substitute wheat or rye flower for part of the white. They'll just be a little chewier.
Come to think of it, it's all but impossible to screw them up which, I suppose, is why I make them.
And I mean it a a small tool for financial survival for small households even before the politicians force us to create a Madd Max world.
Bread.
Now, I'm not an aggressive food snob. I tolerate grocery-store bread just fine for toast and sandwiches. Some are even pretty good. Around here we can get real Amana bread, excellent especially in the black and rye versions.
Unfortunately the actual cost is about double the shelf price because one person can eat about a half loaf before even the best commercial stuff begins to get that obnoxious musty odor and taste whereupon you convert it to very expensive bird feed. I like my downy woodpeckers and nuthatches just fine, but damned if I'll support them at something like a buck-fifty a pound.
So I make what grandma called scratch biscuits. And do it with minimum hassle, I make the makin's in quantity based on a typical old recipe:
2 cups flour
4 teaspoons baking powder
3/4 teaspoon salt (scant)
1/4 teaspoon baking soda (a little less if anything)
That's the dry stuff. Stir it all together in a huge bowl, then:
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons shortening, preferably lard but a nice transfatty elixer like Crisco will do
Toss the fat into the dry goods and play with your food with both hands for a little longer than seems like fun, until you produce a crumbly mix. (This business of "cutting in" with some sort of special instrument is tedious nonsense.)
1 cup milk
You already heated your oven to about 350, so all you have to do now is stir in the milk. (It's okay to make a hole in the flour and quickly! pour in the milk if it makes you feel more like Emeril and Alton and them.)
Stir it all up and hope you have a very sticky product -- just this side of runny. Add a litttle more milk or water if you don't.
Take your rolling pin and place it on the floor as a dog chewy. Then take a big spoon and drop dollops of dough on your greased pan. (Any kind of pan will do, but cast iron lends a certain down-home, coon-hound, and 12 gauge-hammer-double panache to the process.)
Pat the dollops slight flat and bake for ten minutes or so. You'll have about eight biscuits, or a little over a day's worth for one.
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Now, sharp-eyed readers have been wondering why a "huge" bowl was specified. It's because no one with a life wants to do all this every day. You are going to quadruple or quintuple the recipe so you have to do it only once a week or so. Seal the extra dry mix in a plastic bag. It keeps a long time in your cupboard without going rancid, longer in your ice box. Face it. It's Bisquick only better and cheaper and fresher.
Leading us to the question of extended storage against the era when life has become ungridded. Just leave out the butter and lard and it should keep more or less forever, until you've developed your butter-churning and hog-fat-rendering skills.
Further annotating the SHTF considerations: Dry milk can be mixed with the other dry stuff and the biscuits will not be too repulsive. Or you can make the dough with water, ending up with a sort of fancy bannock which you can learn to like.
Back to the present: These things are good and amenable to refinements. For instance, add sage to the dough if you intend to grace biscuits with turkey gravy. Shredded cheese is good, either mixed in the dough or melted on top. Likewise a little sugar, nutmeg, cinnamon, chili powder. You can also substitute wheat or rye flower for part of the white. They'll just be a little chewier.
Come to think of it, it's all but impossible to screw them up which, I suppose, is why I make them.
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