Jan 12, 2012

Weather flash; South Carolina flash

Locally in the Camp J vicinity ...  the revised forecast calls for a 60 per cent chance of unexpected visitors, leading to a severe housekeeping event. Be on the lookout for sweeping, dishwashing, gusts of extreme dusting ... along with possible window washing and a lesser chance of shelf paper. ... all resulting in lowered expections for sustained verbal output over the next 8-to-16 hours.

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In South Carolina, hazy conditions continue to reduce visibility to near zero in the salt marshes up to a short-hoot and half-holler in higher elevations. While an evangelical innundation remains possible, forecasters point to demographic data showing hard-shell, high-wind affiliates make no more than one-third of the population, while close to half of all Baja Kalankians report no church afiliation atall. Ground reports are numerous of Ron Paul sightings from low-country snob territory up to the good-ol-Piedmont-folk hills.

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Further events as they happen, so keep it right here on KAY-TEE-EM-ARE, the Big Voice of the Big Country.

Jan 11, 2012

Uh oh. Black Helicopter Alert

The TMR this afternoon suffered a no-knock entry from the Eff Bee Eye snoop service.

They found me via Speaker Tweaker who could not possibly be a confidential informant, so I can only suppose he's a listed subsersive, too.

It may be too late, but a tinfoil hat goes on my modem right now.

Well I'll be a simulated SOB

It is against the law in Iowa to pretend to be drunk  in the park.

I'm safe enough cuz I write most all of my stuff snug in my Camp J sanctuary. But I guess it means I can never go Wi-Fi mobile.

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JAGSC -- anyone-- what the Hell kind of reasoning creates a law like this?

Okay, so I'm ignorant of the law

I'm not a real criminal, but I play one on the internet, so I'm surprised to find a new crime I didn't know about.

Over in Osage, someone called the cops because an ER nurse was acting funny, and the wheels of justice turned.

(She) faces one count of possession of drug paraphernalia, one count of simulated public intoxication and one count of theft as well as three counts of possession of a controlled substance and one count of possession of contraband in a correctional facility. She’s pleaded not guilty.

Simulated  public intox?  Does that mean we can lock up the Reverend Mister Al Sharpton, too?