Piscine Porn (Olympics)

In blythe recognition of the swimming events.

Not attracted to scales? Okay.

Compiler's note: I could find nothing doing justice to this woman. Where were the talented studio still photographers?

So much for American exeptionalism

In London, Yi Siling of China shoots her way to The Gold, ahead of silver and bronze winners from Poland and somewhere else in China.

American daughters of Dan'l Boone and Sgt. York failed to place in the 10-meter (about 33 feet in real  money) shoot.  A shaken Pentagon has declined comment.

A word about the weapons.

Looks just like my Daisy Red  Ryder would if I  hired the staff of Tiger Balm Gardens to customize it.

The Guns of London

Roberta notes that the Olympic shooting events begin today. England quakes as homies, colonials, and foreign wogs alike take up arms. Why, those rifles and pistols are capable of penetrating objects out to at least 10 meters (about 33 feet in real money) .

Alert the authorities.

A Tramp Abroad

Mitt, you doofus, when you're a guest in another man's home you do not remark that the drapes need cleaning.

The proper answer to Fleet Street representatives is: "As a guest in your  country I am inspired by the achievements of the great British people and their leaders. Any nation which turned back Napoleon is capable of whatever is necessary to ensure a successful Olympic celebration."

Notes:

1.  It is acceptable to surreptitiously cross your fingers while delivering the statement.

2.  Do not mention Dunkirk.