Namely me.
My buddy P is getting more interested in shooting. His son bought a .30-06 bolt gun a while back, and P decided he'd like one himself. Prosperous enough, he still gags the idea of spending a buck every time the hammer falls. (Me too.) So he decided to sit at the feet of a guy who started assembling cartridges back in the Nixon years. An expert.
Namely me.
Yeah. Right.
Now, I can generally get through a reloading session without too much fuss. The components are on hand and decently organized. The gear is robust and trustworthy. My usual loads -- especially for the only really noble calibers, .30-06, .45ACP, and .45 Colt -- are well-tested, as are the procedures which begin with an attitude: At the bench, the only proper mindset is that of a paranoid old-maid aunt. The fact of the matter is that a high-pressure accident does hide under your bed, just waiting to snatch out your eyeballs. Fear is good.
I go into my didactic mode and lecture my friend about all of this, including that line I stole from P.O. Ackley,
"You see a man with a rabbit's foot hanging over his loading bench, run like Hell."
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We got started on two boxes of bright, once-fired Remington brass.
The competent old pro cleverly noticed that the primers weren't coming out. Dang, I thought I replaced the broken decap pin. Double-dang, I was sure there were still some spares is the drawer. Time out while I found the proper sized panel nail to sub for the real thing. We proceeded through the lubing and sizing steps for a few rounds, me doing and explaining before turning it over to P. HIs first couple of strokes went well. About the third there was a snap. You don't want to hear a snap in my press. Rub noises are okay. Not snaps. Stop everything. Take a look. Curse.
My first -ever stuck case. I thought it was something you smugly read about,a mishap afflicting only lesser mortals. Another timeout. P is getting dubious about this whole thing. It takes a few minutes to cut a dowel and hammer out the case. And that process drives the expanding ball into it. Hacksaw the brass apart and pry out the ball while discussing causes.
Fortunately, P is an engineer and has no trouble understanding the possibility of a shell holder at the loose end of manufacturing tolerance and a rim at the tight end. But still...
I fool around a little longer, finding another holder which, though identically numbered by the RCBS folks, seems tighter than original. And just to be safe we swab out the die body, roll the cases across the pad again, and swipe a smidgen more goop inside the mouths.
The rest of the operation goes better, and we end with 39 cases prepped and primed, ready for Lesson Two, scheduled for this evening, wherein your expert will explain and demonstrate the fine art of not blowing up a rifle. Load selection, powder measuring, checking with a flashlight, bullet seating. Etc. What could possibly go wrong?
Probably nothing because, on reflection, I concluded all the gods were bored last week, held a meeting, and, just for shits and grins, decided it would be amusing to humiliate that guy who keeps boasting about his really cool reloading shack and the nice rounds he produces.
Unless, of course, they're really feeling vindictive and decide that if one torture session is good, two would be even more fun.
We'll see. And I think I do have a rabbit's foot around here somewhere.
EDIT to update: Taku-Wakan give good medicine tonight. Smooth like papoose behind.