Roberta takes some of that class of vertebrates to task, specifically His Obamness with his plans to give us all free high-speed wireless internet.
To make it happen, Washington will need to enact a new law of physics requiring five-pound pots to contain ten pounds of (euphemism). Otherwise it will be only sorta free.
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Don't be surprised if he tries that physics thing. We're talking about someone who routinely rewrites the laws of economics here.
All that's left, really, is for him to say, "**** gravity!" and make us all float.
tweaker
Whoops. Hit publish and forgot to say, "If you'll pardon the expression."
tweaker
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