How to stay alive

Making love can kill you, even if you never have to jump out a second-story window.

USNWR can be so depressing early in the morning. Who really needs to know that sex, coffee, and exercise put a guy in mortal peril?

There's even a warning against straining on the throne. In the interest of public health I include that, even though I really hate burdening the blog with scatological crap.