Or maybe you're just a bad shot

Love to own a nice mouflon but too chicken to go to Iraq and and get one?

A fellow with a Rocking H brand down in Texas is the man to see.

For a little more money you can have your own  kudu to pet without having to brave African savannas.

Even if your local zoning thugs won't let you keep a back yard mouflon -- or if you can't afford a kudu (which you can't) -- it's an interesting site. Everything from exotics on the hoof to home decor items fashioned  from  deceased examples.

(FTC: Screw off. Don't even know the man. Wish I did.)
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