I see by the news His Ineptness is anointing you as the new Ben Bernanke. Savor it. I am Janet Yellin Chairman of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System of the United States of America.
Rolls trippingly from the tongue and carries a nice salary, $199,700 per annum, about a 20 grand raise from your current gig as second banana to Ben. Plus, I hear, the servant will wheel a silver service of fresh orange juice into your office each morning promptly at ten.
So I'm happy for you. It is much more promising than your rumored backup ambition to be corporate spokeswoman for Victoria's Secret.
TBC on a more serious note, but I wanted to lose no time at all in tendering congratulations and wishing you every success.
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