Ed Snowden has told the Guardian that your Officer Friendlies in the NSA just love your private parts and spreading them.
All day they whiz through your emails and PMs and Facebook offerings. Mostly boring stuff like your bank account, potitical contributions, stock investments, family troubles and so forth. Sometimes, though, they find something risible.
Snowden: During the course of their work, (NSA employees) stumble across something that is completely unrelated to their work in any sort of necessary sense, for example, an intimate nude photo of someone in a sexually compromising situation. But they’re extremely attractive.
So what do they do? They turn around in their chair and show a coworker who says, ‘Hey that’s great. Send that to Bill down the way.’ Then Bill sends it to George, who sends it to Tom, and sooner or later this persons whole life has been seen by all of these other people.
The NSA denies such a thing is possible because all their thousands of snoopers are Eagle Scouts who sing in the church choir,
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I'm afraid all they'd be sharing would be a scintillating picture of eggs Benedict, but yeah, you're right.
Better flop a crepe over the yolk. Who knows what odd fetishes some of these guys night have?
"denies such a thing is possible because all their thousands of snoopers are Eagle Scouts"
Anyone who believes that such a denial even makes sense on its _own_ terms has never been a boy scout. Nor, I suspect, ever known any.
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